I wonder if you Can munch On a bowl of Captain Crunch While dripping milk Wearing pajamas Made of silk Strolling the aisles Admiring the jewels Inside a Tiffany Silently wondering Which diamond Says me And when I was asked May I help you please I inquired back Does Tiffanys ever Put a promotional Surprise in Boxes of Captain Crunch
Just like Cracker Jacks
As the sales person Uppity and all Walked away from me I really wanted to Give her a punch So right then and there Upon a sparkling counter In a Tiffany’s I emptied
My box of cereal to see If my Captain Crunch Had a surprise for me I knew that morning It had more crunch What a great breakfast This turned out to be